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thoughts....laughter...boredom...sheer terror [Jan. 20th, 2005|02:17 pm]
dildo_master669
[mood |dirtydirty]

i have a new love in my life...butterscotch pancakes
every morning i wake up to the sweet aroma of that delicious batter, the faint smell of jack daniels on my breath and kenny g's sax cooing me to come in to the kitchen

damn you aunt jemima, damn you for making me crave your thick buttery substance as it runs down the back of my throat...if only semen could taste like you

god i love my flapjacks...not as much as i love Franklyn my purple dildo though!
ive missed live journal..in between my dildos4life classes and rehab, i havent had time to write down my feelings that i usually express to Nancy Peter, my rabbit

time to go pluck my eyebrows...
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ponchos and crackers [Jan. 28th, 2004|12:46 pm]
dildo_master669
There is this crazy drunkard sitting next to me and I love her so much
She decided you must be drunk every day at school, which is a very good idea, either drunk or blazed out of your mind
That girl looks like a barbie BARBIE BARBIE
we might go play darts today and this girl might smell her armpits

random thought...im so glad i'm not as ugly as i was in 8th grade, and I'm sure this crazy drunkard is too

hi ia m random drunkard girl drink beerrrr it is yummy oh and gary is the hottest man alive il sapple unicelle!!!!!! anyways we are going to rape garrrrrr i love emmma! and we are getting drunk together FRIDAY!!! be tgere or be square

I LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE!! oh yeah, and dildos

baby britain feels her best
when floating over a sea of vodka....elliott smith
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i really like rabbits [Jan. 27th, 2004|12:56 pm]
dildo_master669
[mood |drunkdrunk]
[music |kenny g]

I am sitting here, today I watched the movie Fight Club and was so pleased to see a dildo in the movie, it made me really glad, so I thanked my mom and dad for raising me in a porn shop, and surrounding me with lots of love and dildos....then i drank a couple 40s and now im just having fun

this is the life....dildos, kenny g, and 40s
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this one is for you [Jan. 26th, 2004|09:26 pm]
dildo_master669
The darkness
locked me in
a cell of human
a cell of fetus'
and i scream
so loud
but no one hears
for the fetus' have no ears
we laughed
we cried
we shared our beds at times

little children dance around
dance around in my head
they are screaming
cant stop screaming
i am wounded
by the children
they must be punished
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well, here we go [Jan. 26th, 2004|08:40 pm]
dildo_master669
first off i just want to say that i fucking love dildos....
more to come later
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